Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 mr mechanic

To the  best heater fixer in the world  [when heater on car broke letter to garage mechanic] sorry if my dads car is a mess its not my fault i must confess as i am only six i find it so hard to fix sometimes my dad is such a swine moaning so much you’d […]

 Golf Injury

Two women were playing Golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a group of four men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. […]

 Did I Mishear?

In the kitchen at work tidying up after myself with one of the Architects chatting away in the kitchen – suddenly he says “Is your beard ginger?” My thoughts ranged from OMG did he just ask that ? to HOW RUDE! Stunned by his comment I slowly turned to give him a telling off only […]

 Do The Right Thing…….

Not my own work obviously, but an interesting concept on food, drink and other countries habits, has to be something in it somewhere… Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. […]

 The hillbilly 10 commandments.

1,  Aint but one god. 2, Honor yer Ma and Pa 3, No tellin tales,nor gossipin 4, Git yer hide to sunday meetins 5,  Aint nuffin come before the lord 6,  No foolin with another fella,s gal 7,  No killin,cept fer critters 8,  Quit yer foul mouthin 9, No swipin yer kin folk,s stuff 10, […]

 SATURDAY SMILE

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to […]

 LADIES BEWARE ;-)

You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their Kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of Cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well! My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I Went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. […]

 Wild women and cheap whisky

I like wild women, also cheap whisky. Both have a tendency to fiddle with your brain – of course it’s pleasurable, thank the lord! I have decided to stop drinking on my 94th birthday. I still need wilder women. I promise to hold you in the sunset dear wilder woman, watch the sun go down, […]