Did I Mishear?
In the kitchen at work tidying up after myself with one of the Architects chatting away in the kitchen – suddenly he says “Is your beard ginger?”
My thoughts ranged from OMG did he just ask that ? to HOW RUDE!
Stunned by his comment I slowly turned to give him a telling off only to find another architect had walked into the kitchen and it was HIM the question had been directed at.
Now anyone else would have thought Phew! and quietly got on with things – Not me nooooo I had to open my mouth and say “Oh my God! I thought you were talking to me then”
Why oh why don’t I learn?
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A good rule of thumb in situations like that:- “Engage brain before gob”
yep – now someone tell my brain that!
Why would you have thought he was asking you that question Carol……women don’t have beards silly…..Haaaaaa……..and he should have know that women match things up……..collar and cuffs not matching….Tut Tut…….
Collar and cuffs?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=collar and cuffs don’t match
A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde
Hope this explains things for you Way……..another bit of useless information you have learnt today from Mrs Google…….
Actually I did know what it meant. In my evil fashion I just wondered if anyone would have the guts to answer. Well done lady.
Your not a nice man Way lol………..well not for me to leave anyone guessing……
I have NEVER claimed to be nice, lol
Lol starlette
Ohcarol, you sound like an honest and spontaneous person, and I like that kind of person.
Aww thanks … yep there are no sides to me what ya see is what ya get ….
Lol
When i want to get away from things that distrub me, as i no longer drive I go out in the large garden and water the plants. then i talk to the quail and the other birds, the honey bees, and the plants.
Nature is the way to peace, Len, I agree. How do all those people live in cities without losing their minds. (Hint) They don’t.
I do 🙂 …… well I am bit loopy but even in cities we have links to nature I live in Liverpool in a terraced house with no garden , but I have turned the yard into a small garden with artificial grass and lots of potted plants.
The plants include bluebells, ivy, buttercups , cornflower, sun flower honeysuckle, snapdragons, roses azalea palms, fushia daffodils, magnolia , dasies , opansies,
As for animals, as well as the usual cats visiting we also get lots of bees, butterflies, magpies, pidgeons, sparrows, robins, zebra finches, bull finches and chaffinches, starlings , thrush and lots of other birds PLUS every insect under the sun. In our local parks we have geese, ducks, moorhens, Herons, swans, foxes, red squirrels , grey squirrels and an abundance of dogs 🙂
It does seem like you are very aware of nature and are seeing a lot of it. And if you are employed most of those opportunities are in the cities.
It makes me feel good to get out in nature and see you do also