Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear. And here’s the reason why. So I can push you out of bed When the baby starts to cry. And if we hear a knocking And it’s creepy and it’s late, I hand you the torch you see, And you investigate. Yes I’ll marry you, my dear, You may […]

A minister passing through his church in the middle of the day, decided to pause by the altar and see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle. The minister frowned as he saw the man hadn’t shaved in a while. His shirt was kinda shabby […]

It would seem to me that these days the world and his wife have a horror story to tell about the NHS ( that’s the National Health Service for those members benifit who don’t live here in the UK. ) I would like to present the other side of the coin and  , from my […]

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth, And spotted the dangers beneath All the toffees I chewed, And the sweet sticky food. Oh, I wish I’d looked after me teeth. I wish I’d been that much more willin’ When I had more tooth there than fillin’ To give up gobstoppers, From respect to me […]

There were two men, both seriously ill, who shared the same hospital room. One man got a seat next to the room’s only window. The man was also allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help him drain fluids from his lungs. The other man had to spend all […]

I hope I am doing this correctly, my apologies if that is not the case. I had not realised that there was any areas of the site I could contribute to as a Free Member and hence I have not been on the site in quite a while. I just wanted to see how other […]

I was just thinking about how I was brought up. Being the eldest of seven children, I grew up fast. My grandfather lived with us until he passed away when I was eleven years old. That hit me really hard , as both my parents worked, so Grandad was like a parent to us. We […]

Once upon a time, an old man lived with his three sons in a village. The three sons were hard workers. Still, they quarreled all the time. The old man tried a lot to unite them but he failed. Though the villagers appreciated their hard work and efforts, they made fun of them on their […]

You know this world is complicated, imperfect and oppressed And it’s not hard to feel timid, apprehensive and depressed. It seems that all around us tides of questions ebb and flow And people want solutions but they don’t know where to go. Opinions abound but who is wrong and who is right. People need a […]

In the contest for the next Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson is a long way ahead in the Polls. Police were called to his house after a loud altercation between him and his girlfriend. This has had a bigger affect on the poll gap between him and Jeremy Hunt than any words said […]