mr mechanic

To the  best heater fixer in the world  [when heater on car broke letter to garage mechanic]

sorry if my dads car is a mess

its not my fault i must confess

as i am only six

i find it so hard to fix

sometimes my dad is such a swine

moaning so much you’d think the car was mine

i know i made the car mucky

we do go walking where its yucky

he really doesn’t give a toss

and i don’t care its his loss

he met a lovely lady the other day

her remarks what a flipping  muck tub

all the car wanted was a good scrub

i know hes getting on the old get

but hes my dad the best ive met

if i could say something so bold

please fix the heater i get so cold

licking you gissmo woof  woof

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