SATURDAY SMILE

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on son, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a piece of dog sh1t.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a sh1t. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.

SATURDAY SMILE was last modified: May 14th, 2017 by ladybabe2
Published in Jokes & Humour

4 thoughts on “SATURDAY SMILE

  1. roseinbloom

    Funny. Thank you. But what so we do to make our days interesting, when we are not just enjoying peace and quiet. We divide our work up in seven days and then add fun to each day, lead a balanced life. If we still need excitement, we visit our doctors there is always one that has been neglected or a new medical issue that needs attention. If we still need excitement. There is always some person or agency that needs a whipped into shape for neglecting or abusing us. LOL. We rarely need to resort to the last one.

  2. bathchairdave

    I love it Ladybabe!
    You grow on me! (hopefully above the waist) – way a blog should be!! Pick up a pen and write. I thought it spontanious, and refreshing. I could feel the irritation of the parking attendant. Nice one

  3. len1932

    Great story and makes me think back when I was stopped by a young policeman for driving a car without a car license plate on back. I asked why I am being given a ticket? He said be quite as I write and then he handed the ticket to me. I told him I had just bought the car from a car dealer and have a paper on the windshield. He said why did you not tell me as he tour up the ticket? I later talked to the Police Chief, whom I knew, and he said training new officers can cause problems.

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