LADIES BEWARE ;-)
You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their Kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of Cruel theft is happening with other body parts as well!
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I Went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just That quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, Hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living Out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again!
My Butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took Pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with Earlier, but my new butt was attached at least three inches lower Than my original! I realized I’d have to give up my jeans in favor Of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I Was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper Arms swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was Really getting scarey- my body was being replaced one section at a time.
What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a Turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake Up and smell the coffee! Those “plastic” surgeons are using REAL Replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time Someone you know has something “lifted,” look again – was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere, every Night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying In bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was Relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I Slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband
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Haaaa…..brilliant……no one has stolen me bum yet, still got a sticky out one…….don’t need to tuck the boobs in the waistband unless the trousers are high waisted like Simon Cowels……….no one has knicked me neck yet…….the thighs…….nowt wrong wi a Orange peel design on them……but thanks for the warning……….will put me cat on night watch duty pronto……..lol
You Girls!!! – I love it!!!
What about us blokes waking up with tits, and red lights on our ” landing gear”
Nice – thoughtfull blog that I enjoyed.
Anyway – turn the lights out – a couple of misshaped bodies in the dark still provide human wamth – and “””” sexual healing””
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glad you enjoyed it. I have over 1500 jokes in my archives so perhaps l can share a few with the group xx
Please do…..look forward to them…..
Ladybabe2, Your blogs will be welcome. This one has happened to all of us. Who is that person in the mirror there? Why are people taking such bad pictures of me? I need professional ones, but life goes on and in our minds and souls we can be as young as we choose and our hearts can be good and kindness can flow like a river Still, we need to be on constant guard that the thieves don’t take all that.
We need a message board dedicated to ‘the medical field’ of today. Ladybabe2, your experience is certainly unique but OMG..I’ve heard loads of them!?. Roseinbloom’s blog illudes to this subject, sort of. Thanks for sharing and giving us our laugh for today?
On behalf of myself and, I suspect, many other chatters, may I say that, should you be able to identify the evil, despicable cowardly swine who have perpetrated this monstrosity upon you, then we will be happy to “get them” for you.
Thank you waylander, your gallantry is appreciated.
Thank you for your comments and hopefully my blog Saturday Smile will also make you smile x
What a wonderful blog ladybabe2 – this monster has also invaded Australia and taken many of my parts 🙁 Let’s all gang up and find this menace to womanhood 🙂 I’m sure Way will help and he may be able to get others to become involved. This monster needs a wake-up call 🙂
To all the lovely women out there enjoy your body no matter what shape it is in – it is the inner soul that is most important. Have a great day. Take care xo