Category: Jokes & Humour

My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder. * Adam and Eve were the happiest, and…

A con’s wife goes to the jail and tells the warden: Sir, please offer my husband an easier job in jail, he didn’t kill nobody!…

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, the young woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow…

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order…

Like Father, Like Husband? If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry…

Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school. She had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks;” How did it…

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he…

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Murphy. The boss thought, “I’m not hiring that lazy Mick…” so he…

Short Funny Sayings UFO’s are real. It’s the Air Force that doesn’t exist! A synonym is a word you use if you can’t spell the…

A husband went out to his shed to get some relief for his head His wife was upset and issued a threat “Get out of…