Limerick Time IV

A husband went out to his shed
to get some relief for his head
His wife was upset
and issued a threat
“Get out of here now or you’re dead!”

There’s always one nutter on buses
who sits down by you and discusses
he’s Adam – you’re Eve
and when you want to leave
he can’t understand what the fuss is!

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  1. That takes me back to my Mum and Dad. Dad used to live in the shed basically, well he was a Cabinet Maker by trade, when Mum was on the war path I used to join him there too. Grew up with the smell of good wood and cool furniture

    Thanks for the memory