Oldie but Goodie Blond Joke
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the colour of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general pathetically all in the name of humour!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little s__t on your lap.”
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Nice one. loved that
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Yep…thats funny!
I`m blond… 🙂 aaand I`m Swedish…but it wasn´t me..shouting, promise! I would have known that that little s-t on that mans lap was only trying to be a wise guy!
OMG I love your subtle twist on that. Certainly shows you don’t fit the stereotype. LOL I’m a quarter Norwegian. My bucolic Danish uncle, who could procreate, but not farm worth a s__t, jealously called his prosperous neighbor, Helge Carlsson, the “Swede” and never once by his name that i heard. My mother was a Hansen and you’d better not spell it “Hanson.” One of my childhood ditties, learned of course from my mother’s side is “A thousand Swedes ran through the weeds; chased by one Norwegian.”