FARN BIRTH CONTROL
There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having…
Welcome to my world…..
As the lyrics go (Jim Reeves mellow voice ) ,wont you come on in . Before you make your decision to enter or no ,…
DIY 4 Obstacle course.
In my eagerness to get started this morning, and having slept right up ’til 9 a.m, I didn’t put any thought into where I was…
my blind date
My blind date The once roaring fire was now dying Red embers left, marking its death Whispering smoke, a few sparks flying As the fire…
Poem of the year
The computer swallowed Grandma, Yes, honestly it’s true! She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’ And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes…
This is the poem written by 12-year-old Blake Morgan to commemorate Anzac Day and honour his Digger ancestors.
Lest we forget? Lest we forget what? The beach, the bush and the freedom Ive got! Its always been here, since I was a boy.…
LOOKING FOR GRANDMA…..
The computer swallowed Grandma, Yes, honestly it’s true! She pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’ And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes…
DIY 3 After all that!
Given my almost suicidal cavorting about over the last few days, I thought I’d better write an update, just in case anyone thought I’d drilled…
COLONOSCOPY
ABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist,…
Women are clever
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4.…