Women are clever
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with
the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate
without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked
12. If we marry so meone 20 years younger,
we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
because they aren’t listening anyway.
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How very true Chris, we also don’t have to let our other halves know when we do something, ie…
‘Iv’e just taken the garbage out’
‘I’ve done the washing up’
‘I put the washing into the tumble dryer’
‘I’ve bagged up the re-cylcing’
Honestly Chris, why do they have to tell us every little single thing they do, what do they want, a medal hahahahaha
we only tell you what we have done so that you will not do the same job twice…silly.!!!! we are only trying to help you as we always do…lo
I believe that all we Ladies deserve medals lol x
What a flamin’ cheek!!…………you’re absulutely right though, lol 🙂
I will have you know i am a good dancer hee hee!
Watching for the video demonstration! LOL
Funny post Chrissie …….spot on. lol xx
Well that certainly got a few reactions hahahahaha,
Yup….It’s a woman’s world
I am so glad that you have the correct understanding of the world and where you fit in! LOL….Helen xxx
My favorite has to be #9….my inquiring mind wants to know… Attention Men: do you really think they are going to fall off of something??? Hahaha….Helen
Helen: Maybe they are thinking one of the following: 1) “Down boy, I will handle you later”, 2) “Got her to look at my pants…haha”. 3) “Heck, they straighten their bra straps all the time, why can’t I straighten my stuff?” lol
Hahaha Linda…I am sure it has more to do with #1 or #2. Savage beasts they be these men folk!!! A few are lovable no doubt. Giggles…
Ladies certain body parts adhere uncomfortably and need to periodically (ah, there that’s better) adjusted.
Why thank you Oldbull, I think, LOL, for painting that picture in my mind with my morning coffee. Hehehe….
Brilliant lol and so true!
I’ve just been informed, the bigger the crown jewels, the more adjustment they need ……so observe closely ladies. x
Oh thank you Starlette, I shall keep a keen watch! I promise!!! I will begin with Oldbull! LOL
lol lol…….dont disturb Oldbull if he is sitting comfortably…lol…..arn’t we cruel. HeHe. xx
loved this and yep so very true …all of it hahaha!!! 😀 😀 😀