FARN BIRTH CONTROL
There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counsellor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away.
There were only two city gals and one farm gal. The counsellor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were they going to wait awhile.
They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile. Well the counsellor asked the first gal, what type of birth control she planned to use.’ The rhythm method.’ ‘ That will work,’ said the counsellor,’ If you keep a good record.’
He asked the second gal what system she planned on using, ‘ I plan on using birth control pills,’ she said. Again he said, ‘ That will work as long as you don’t forget to take them.’
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, ‘ The pail and saucer method.’ After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going.
They all met again one year later and the two city gals were pregnant. Only the farm gal was slim and trim yet. Well, the counsellor asked the first gal what method she used and what went wrong. She replied, ‘ I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby.
He asked the second city gal what method she used and she replied,’ The birth control pill. But we were camping one weekend and I didn’t have my pills with me and as you can see,I too am going to have a baby.’
He turned to the farm gal. ‘ I vaguely remember you were going to use the pail and saucer method. Now I must admit that I don’t have a clue what the pail and saucer method is. Will you explain it to me as I see it worked well for you.’
She replied,’ Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a pail turned upside down. Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes and when his eyes get as big as saucers…..
I kick the pail out from under him !!!!
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hahahaha very funny x
ha ha Thank you Roseanne x
So very very funny. xx
Thank you starlette….xx
I remember this from years ago, still as funny. ty x
Yes welshchrisie I did it over two years ago on the old site Thank you x
wowww ann ur usual class lolololol cant stop laffin
hahaha Thank you Padraig ……
Note to self:- Never get involved with a country girl who is taller than you
hahaha Thank you Way
lmao, brilliant Tania x
Thank you steve lol
Couples who practice the rhythm method are called parents.
Thank you OB.
Love it Tania – not that would work!!! trust us farm girls to be inventive!!! Lina xxxx
Thank you Lina xxxx
oh ann you excelled again brill funny love sue
Thank you susieda glad you liked it lol
This is the winner one!!!! wow, thanks
hahaha Thank you Beatrice …you are welcome.