Sir Alan and Lady Jessica

starlette August 2, 2013
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Sir Alan, tis with heavy heart and great distress that I have to inform you of the fate that has befallen me, Esmeralda, my serving wench has taken it upon herself to unleash her evil tongue and relay tales of passion and lust of our good selves to my father, this did greatly displease him, ( in fact he was bloody livid ) no amount of explanation from me could console him, i told of how you had protected me with your trusty weapon, how very quickly after discharge with the help of my own fair hand had you reloaded so quickly, all for my own protection ( well that’s my story, and i’m sticking to it ) Sir Alan he was having none of it ,he doth believe that your weapon was used for your own gratification, I of course know this isn’t so, we were both indeed gratified by your brave endeavours, alas this fell on deaf ears I now find myself imprisoned deep within the confines of the castle walls, the tower to be precise, Esmeralda is with me ( well who else is going to brush my long golden locks.) Sir Alan I know you will not leave your Lady Jessica to suffer this fate, with haste you and your weapon will speed to me, but Sir Alan be aware, there are great dangers in the deep waters which surround the castle, better know as the moat, even greater dangers lurk within the castle walls, my fate is sealed if you do not come quickly ( oops ) your own Welsh dragon pales into insignificance at the side of the obstacles that you will have to overcome in order to free me………Yours, a very distressed Lady Jessica.

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  1. Unknown Member August 3, 2013

    Lady j,i have been checking this blog,hourly,and still no word from your gallant knight,i do hope he doesn’t leave you their for to long,lol,…i’m thinking of you dear lady,……i hope they are keeping you stocked up with food,fresh water,commode,etc,lol,….i feel so guilty that you are there,and i’m in the comfort of my home,(yeah right!!)…..i do hope he comes to you aid,swiftly,like the cadburys man,(where did that come from),lol,…..please hurry Sir Alan!!,lol.

  2. Unknown Member August 3, 2013

    Lady Jessica I must concur with flowersun…. where is your gallant Knight?? I am not suprised at your Fathers reaction, it must have come as a shock to him that his sweet innocent ???? ahem! Young daughter has been spoken of in such a way by that Esmerelda! Mind you it was a tad dodgy you meeting the Gallant Sir Allan under the Apple Tree as Esmerelda was clearing the windfalls!! I’m afraid your disguise of a hat and sunglasses wasn’t too effective…… But having said that I do hope Sir Allan is rushing to your rescue as I type this! Perhaps he is already sharpening his weapon…….. lol…. xxx

      1. Unknown Member August 3, 2013

        flowersun I did see someone going into the stables a little while ago! A large steed emerged!! So perhaps the Knight is on his way at last! I am sure Lady Jessica is quite content having her locks brushed! lol

    1. starlette August 4, 2013

      Thankyou Frankie………Starman and I are a match made in heaven …….met in chat one evening…….lit up the room we did……….and ever since the Stars have been out to play………in the literary sense that is. lol x

  5. Unknown Member August 3, 2013

    Lady Jessica this is distressing news indeed! I fear that the serpent lurking in your moat is the obstacle your father, Sir Incensed, has lying in wait for me. But have no fear my Lady…I met with a young warlock by the name of Potter who has instructed me in the ways of parcel-tongue so this serpent shall be no match for me! As for your father I feel it is time that we had a man to man chat and that I reveal my intentions towards you my Lady Jessica..sorry must go as yet again the mere thought of you has brought about a case of the swelling we are both all too familiar with and I must strap on my cod-piece! Your eternal knight Sir Alan xx

    1. starlette August 4, 2013

      My dear Sir Alan, a young warlock ermmm………you must also teach me the language of the tongues that you speak of………….rest assured Sir Alan, that when you have secured my freedom from this ghastly tower, thou shalt never have need of the cod-piece again Faithfully yours Lady Jessica.xx

  7. Unknown Member August 4, 2013

    At last ,Lady Jessica,your noble knight,is on his his way to rescue you!!,……i do hope his journey isn’t to perilous,and that his weapon of all things,is well and truely protected,…….oh my Lady,my heart beats for you,to know such a noble man as Sir Alan,….i can feel the tension between you,….may you and his weapon be united together soon,….your devoted servant,Flo,x

  8. Unknown Member August 4, 2013

    Woohoo the gallant Knight is on hi way to rescue the Lady in distress, he will battle the serpent, with Mr Potters guidance, he will swim the vast moat, climb the massive tower, converse with Sir Incensed then his Lady will be satisfied……….not to put a dampner on our gallant Knights progress but! Sir Incensed has added crocodiles to the moat and they love to chew upon a great weapon, the stairs to the tower have been dismantled by Sir Incensed peed off dragon! Esmerelda has tied Lady J to the chair by her long golden locks and legged it on a tied up sheet down the tower and into the stables with the Squire!!! Sir Allan I would humbly submit that you may need slightly more than a codpiece 😉 lol xxxx

  9. starlette August 4, 2013

    Flowersun and Roseanne,……. oh yee of little faith………that you should attempt to cast doubt into my mind of my Sir’s intentions of securing my freedom, I know of things to which you are not privy ,the first and biggest obstacle to be overcome is the Welsh dragon that resides within his cottage walls ( oops sorry castle walls ) makes him climb 20ft ladders she does, just to paint the bloody castle, does she not understand my needs must take precedence over a paint job ,my Sir will hasten to me, have no fear……… the swelling is now causing discomfort and needs immediate attention

    1. Unknown Member August 4, 2013

      oh Star forgitheth me forthwith foresooth I knew not of said Welsh Dragon, I did hear of a Castle falling into disrepair and in mighty need of a paintjob! Haveth thou no fear of said swelling Sir Incensed and the crocodiles will assuredly assist in the reduction of any swelling which may intrude upon their moted castle. Rest quietly Lady J, flowersun and I are on the case!! (We are the Good Gals) we are conjuring ways in which the Gallant Knight may escape the evil dragon and focus on freeing you from your unjust incarceration…….. We have the technology we are on our way……. I just have to wake flower up from her afternoon nap lol xxxxxxx

      1. Unknown Member August 4, 2013

        Roseanne in time you will learn of what trials and tribulations Lady Jessica and I endured to break the wicked spell that had been placed on Castle Pleasure and on my Lady in particular. They will make crocs seem insignificant by comparison Lol xx

  10. Unknown Member August 4, 2013

    Oh yes,my lady Jessica,i would lay my life down on the line for you,…my dearRoseanne please guide me,as i have just woken from my slumber,and am still half asleep,….shout and i will be at your side.LOL.

  13. Unknown Member September 1, 2013

    ou r primces aleia x
    , im afraid he has become lost in the war of the roses

    he told my lady alexia hewould be back to assist her post haste, the las wesaw of himehewagoingo rideand cget sir lancealotd to assist my lady alexia to king arthurs court, methinks he has become involved in a duel on the waythrough these dark forests of essex
    Oh woe is us who are epe depending upon sir alan.
    Princess alexias lady in waiting

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