The Day P.Niss asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst…
Category: Senior Chatters
Coincidence
Man in a bar orders champagne. Lady next to him says “what a coincidence.I`ve ordered champagne too” “I`m celebrating” “Me too what a coincidence””What are…
Pit Stop on the Cyber Highway
I found this place the other day.strange not sure what it is ,just sitting there on the highway on the left.There are no neon lights…
Whippet
There is a monitor in the chat rooms who has been very insensitive, nasty, and disrespectful toward me whenever he and I are in the…
The value of time….
Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes…
Last Sunday …
Last Sunday My last Sunday of tears waiting by the phone I’ve given you the last chance . I’m just moving on So many broken…
Senior Golfer
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club…
A Story of terror and vengeance
Long and far have I travelled in my search for peace. Men, monsters and things part of both have they sent against me, but I…
Krill oil
Iv noticed recently,ads on TV espousing the benefits of Krill oil..(I capsual=6 caps of fish oil)..Now, that may or may not be,but whats disturbing me…
and i thought i was confused !!!!!
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got…