Senior Golfer
An elderly golfer comes
in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to
the bar/restaurant area of the club house.
As he passes through
the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that
reads:
COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00
Checking his
wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up
to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind
the bar to the old golfer.
“Yes ?” she inquires with a wide,
knowing smile. “May I help you sir ?”
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,
“I was wondering young lady, are you the one who
gives the hand-jobs around here ?”
She looks into his wrinkled
eyes and with a wide smile purrs,
“Yes sir, I sure am.”
The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,
“Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a
cheeseburger.”
us seniors know how to handle the women hee hee!
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very good jcb and this joke has many guises hahaha…..Ann
Have to tell hubby the golfer this one …..
Very good JCB and think all golfers will enjoy reading this . Marie
Sounds like our charge hand in my local a busy lady think am the only one she aint had lolololol i steer clear
haha jcb very good!! though i must admit i have read it before lol!!! still funny 😀 😀 😀
What pollie said.
hahahahahaha ann xoxox
Sorry jcb 🙁