The Day P.Niss asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor..
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do..
I do not get weekends or public holidays off..
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures..
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear P. Niss,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight…
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do
not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the
Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
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No you are not jcb 🙂 :). If i have shocked you..it will be the first time!! lol. 🙂 x
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Hello adelaide. Thanks forr taking the time tto comment. 🙂
padraig? So sorry i have replied in the wrong order…again!!!!. As far as i know the waiting list is now closed!..Try again another day!. lol.
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