WORLD CUP
The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their…
DROVERS
Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, “What are you up to, Mate?” Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from…
A SENIOR’S WORTH
What are seniors citizens worth? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys…
SEX AND THE OVER 90’S
(I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE) Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit…
NEW BABY
For weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his house. One day, his mother let him feel the…
TEN COMMANDMENTS
A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,”…
DOG COLLAR – true story from newspaper
“A friend has a shaggy dog and couldn’t seem to get the electronic dog collar to work. He put the collar on himself and told…
LOVE EVERLASTING
Things in life happen When you are not even looking Love seems to come When we don’t even care When life seems so helpless And…
A lovely Australian Poem!!!!
This has something for everyone – if you know the bush, it will appeal To you, if you work in the oil industry, there is…
SHORT JOKES
Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words.. wife: How?? Driver: Like, we park our car in…