SEX AND THE OVER 90’S
(I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE)
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning”.
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh, no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “and if the damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today.”
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hahahaha Solo
Not offensive at all, Solo
Very cute…
I;ll keep that in mind solo. Maybe old chiming clocks would do since we don’t live near a church. 20 years to go. Ha ha Cag xxx.
Solo you’ve just made my day. Thank you so much. x
solo Best laugh ive had in a long time …thank you so much !
Well I hadn’t seen this, was before my time here, made me giggle though……lol