SHORT JOKES

Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words..
wife: How??
Driver: Like, we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway?
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Couples short conversations:-

Male: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Female: Yes, but would you stay there?
Male: I want to share everything with you.
Female: Let’s start from your bank account.
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Couple was discussing about their daughter progress..
Husband: I am sure that our daughter has got her brain from me..
Wife replied: I think you are right, because i still have my brain with me…
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Once old man said: When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile everyone wonders why..!!!
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Wife: Why are you late?
Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Hubby: No. I was standing on it.
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Groom: Father, I have found a woman just like my mother.
Father: then what do you want from me, sympathy??
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Wife: Do you know that why are crows black?
Husband: yes, because they don’t have money to buy Fair & Lovely!!
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Wife: I have great news for you, very soon we are going three instead
of two in this house.
Husband: Wow, I love you honey, I am the happiest person in the world.”
Wife: Thank you so much you feel that way because tomorrow from evening my mother will stay with us.!!
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Wife: Today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: well, let us stand in silence for two minutes.!!!