DOG COLLAR – true story from newspaper

“A friend has a shaggy dog and couldn’t seem to get the electronic dog collar to work. He put the collar on himself and told his wife to push the button when he got about 1/4 mile away. He would let her know he was ready when he blew the car horn. Upon hearing the horn she pressed the button. This startled him so that he pushed his foot on the gas as well as his hand on the horn and ended up in the ditch. Because the horn kept sounding, he wife faithfully kept pushing the button. Of course it turned out the collar worked perfectly after all. He finally threw himself out of the car and rolled around in the field. When the horn stopped blowing, he wife stopped pressing the button.”