Man’s love for his wife
A bloke escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and…
GOD CREATED
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going…
Screen Friends
My husband has finally gone to work My grand children have finished their play they’ve gone to bed their stories read Now it’s my time…
WISE SAYINGS
IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT; BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE NICE ! • TO ERR IS HUMAN; BUT WHEN THE ERASER WEARS OUT…
funny joke
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When…
The Australian Women’s Revenge.
Bruce was dying. Sheila sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to, ”…
An Austrralian’s Masculinity-(I hope this doesn’t offend, just Aussie humor)
An Australian’s masculinity 1) The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky……
AUSSIE HUMOR
A Koala bear is sittin’ up in a tree, smokin’ a joint; Along comes his little lizard friend who asked Koala what he’s doing. “Smokin’…
I’m glad I’m a woman!!!!
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don’t brag to…
TWO CHOICES
Two Choices What would you do?….you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would…