A trucker came into a truck stop cafe’ and placed his order. He said ‘I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.’ The brand new blonde waitress,not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,” this guy out there just ordered three flat […]
An Israeli Sense of Humor at UN set the record straight. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it […]
Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakes. It knows that it must run faster than the fastest cheetah, or it will be killed… Every morning in Africa a cheetah awakes. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death… MORAL: It doesn’t matter if you are a cheetah, or […]
“If you do the things you have to do, when you have to do them…the day will come when you can do what you want to do, when you want to do it.” Zig Ziglar
As much as is possible, we must surround ourselves with things that make up smile.
A United States Marine was taking some college courses Between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq And Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who Was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling […]
Marriage is like a deck of cards – in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. LOL
MY LITTLE BUSHTAIL NUTCRACKER ——————————- My little bushtail nutcracker U scramble up the Mango tree holding a nut for your mate. O! how excited is she and frolics around to play hide and seek. You shower her with kisses and do the little trick for you say you have much work to do And down […]
Comments: THE WIDOW AT 60 —————– From across the Palk Straits she had come To this beautiful island of Lanka. Tall Palm trees swaying and the sea breeze calling. Yes – Dreams had come true. Life was lonely back home. It was not the same anymore. This widow at 60 found her mate. As talkative […]
Some airplanes that were supersonic All came from a man quite ironic As a matter of fact His ideas so abstract All came when he drank gin & tonic Under the bridge lived a troll Demanded you pay him a toll Try to get by You’re likely to die He’s mean, and possesses no soul.