DIY 3 After all that!
Given my almost suicidal cavorting about over the last few days, I thought I’d better write an update, just in case anyone thought I’d drilled…
Category: Senior Chatters
COLONOSCOPY
ABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist,…
Women are clever
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4.…
In my mind I know…but my heart remembers.
In my mind I know that I’m wasting my time . That there’s not future for you and I But my heart remembers your loving…
North Dakota Salesman
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The…
Laughing so much!!!
Do you know, I’m here all alone… ~ and my neighbours must think I’ve lost the plot, I’m either grinning like a Cheshire cat or…
Dear Mum
A Mum visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice…
DIY 2 = Sucks!
First the positive. Yesterday, the thought occurred to me that there’s a saying that goes very roughly along the lines of “music soothes the……..rampaging leffelump”,…
Sainsburys
Was sat in the cafe at Sainsburys Sunday afternoon,glanced over to the right,nine men all sat in a line, all at different tables, all on…
THE MISSING WATCH
There once was a farmer who discovered that he had lost his watch in the barn. It was no ordinary watch because it had sentimental…
