Rumours
Have you heard the latest on Star and Beaut ? kicked him to the kerb she has ! Squire John has now replaced him in her affections, fell under her spell he did, she of the buxom bosom and lascivious eye, could not resist the temptation that befell him !! many men have tried, many men have failed.
And don’t get me started on Roseanne and Pops, only just met and already there……….
Seriously folks, aren’t the spin offs and comments from the blogs absolutely brilliant, good therapy for some, or ferapy as easyguy would say, the amount of women he has had on that couch of his …… sheesh……..but that’s just between you me and the bedpost……not a word you hear…….Shush.
I am not suprised that Star kicked Beaut to the kerb after that incident under the horse brasses!!! You be careful with Squire John, he needs gentle care and attention. Pops and Roseanne….. are *just good friends*……. Oh dont forget your Opticians Appointment Star for the help you require with that lascivious eye of yours……. Therapy?? Available here???? Where??? lol lol xxxx
Squire John needs handling with velvet gloves and this I will do……..can be a bit touchy can Sqiure John………… ” Just good friends ” ……… where have I heard this expression before ?……I need no help with my lascivious.eye………this is the secret of my allure………ferapy by appointment only @Easyguy. com………there is a waiting list for his expertise on the couch…..so could be some time before he can sort you out xxxx……lol lol
Your allure is it? Star I think your false eye needs adjusting darlink, you are beginning to flutter it a little too much! The Village is talking!!!…. I have applied for a position in easyguys queue 😉 lol lol xxx
You would be surprised Roseanne how many of the male species are partial to a one eyed buxom wench…….and may I add Roseanne, that whilst The Village gossip mongers are unleashing their tongues at my expense………you my dear are being left In peace….for the time being anyway………but do not rest on your laurels ……this could very quickly change……..you will not regret joining the queue for easyguys services……..he is renowned for his hands on approach……..satisfaction guaranteed…lol xxxx
Star what a treasure you are 🙂 I do so appreciate not being the focus of gossip, I do trust that your lips will remain tightly closed as to my misdemeanours? I look forward with anticipation to easyuys satisfaction lol lol xxxx
My lips are sealed indeed Roseanne to your misdemeanours………as I know yours are to my trysts with squire John…….we have no choice but to remain tight lipped………we know to much about each other……..the silver is gleaming Roseanne, and the linen is starched and crisp……..you have done well wench. lol xxx
LOL. I don’t know what is said in jest or not, but I agree with buxom. but I have never heard a preference for one eye.; Bind and definitely mute; but one eyed, NAH LOL
A real good one Ms. Starlette.
Why thankyou Rose…….tis all true………Trust Me !!! hehe
wondered where ez had gone ,now we know experimenting on his couch mmmmmm .ha ha .
awe u really r a star u never even mentioned paddy lololol
“What you on star????????????????………cause i want some”!!……..who is Squire John?….why does he need handling with velvet gloves?,as for that lascivious eye of yours,……you naughty girl!,….lol,xxxxx
You ask a lot of questions of me Flowersun………all I will say is that my Lord is away at war, but will soon return and reveal all on next weeks blogs..Tee Hee….lol xxx
ooooooh flower ur norty litle wink has me spell bound whats with these changing pics all the time whose beaut?
Oooooooooooh,you are naughty,but i do like ya,wink,wink,pad,…lol,lol,xxx
best not to ask too many questions paddy , or you will be next on stars list of you beauts.lol
I have to inform you Lani that men from shores far and wide ……Australia, Canada, Scotland, Glassgow, Manchester. America and Clifton Notts are begging to be on my Beaut list…..but there has only ever been one Beaut and only ever will be…..so alas no such list will ever see the light of day .lol xx
well this guy from glasgow does not beg sweetie i use my charm lololol
And that you have a plenty my friend. lol xxx
You winking at Pads Sun…….errmmmmm lol lol xxx
ps ,how the bl..dy henry did you get hold of a “Lord”!!,with your mouth????,lol,lolhahahaha,xxxxxxx
flower she didnt use her mouth!!!!!! It was her lascivious eye that drew the Lord to her! She uses it to hypnotise!! Poor man never been the same since! As for her new Squire…. dont ask!! Its a sordid tale of woe and mistaken walking frames! lol xxx
“Oh yeah,…..sorry Roseanne i went of track,lol,….xxxx
flower when participating in Star Universe it is easy to be a little lost lol I have called her Opticians and the lasciviousness is treatable by laser surgery lol xxx
Twas not my mouth he was interested in my friend………I am not called buxom for no good reason…….pauper or Lord…….men is men the whole kingdom over…lol xxx
That is true men are indeed men, I do hope your Lord understands when he returns lol I have polished the silver and washed your linen Ma’am lol xxx
haahhahahaahha,lol,star,xxxxx
Enjoy reading ur blogs star and all the banter that comes with it ,carry on blogging.xx
Thankyou moggy….I love the feedback from the blogs……goes away on a completely different tangent sometimes. lol xx
I am lost, lolol
Do not be lost Beatrice……..just follow me into my world…….I will not lead you astray…….you will delight in all it has to offer……..The Lords, The Peers The knights, ( some of them a bit rusty but who cares ) down to the lowly squires……….but take heed Beatrice, the squire John is for my sole use only….lol xxx
LOL, I do trust you Star…how would I not…..?I take heed right away, hahaha,lolol, xxxx
Careful beatrice… never trust a person who says, “trust me” !!!
She’s right Beatrice. Trust me. OB
beatrice never go along with star when she says trust me lol
I used to be a knight seriously i was sat nite last i was singing in knights club
I feel like I am in the middle of a Harlequin Romance Novel……..lol
Colourful indeed…..enjoy. xxx
She has totally lost it this time…… Im calling the psych ward.
Better tell ’em to bring a few of them white jackets !!!!
PollyPie I cannot say a word in case Star sees this so shhhh, I am only her serving wench and know nothing about her going on with Squire John and His Lordship….. well only that the stables dont have horses in anymore and she has been seen entering with the squire!! The nice men in white coats are taken in by her lascivious eye! Help me please help me………….. lol
To late pollypie, Beatrice has already been enticed into the web………yes more jackets will be needed……..and I cannot fail to notice that you are also in this padded cell once again. lol xxx
Mmmmm Roseanne my serving wench, my eye has just happened to perchance upon your slandering of my good name this does displease me greatly…..you need help to escape these walls do you my wench….well fear not the nice men in the white coats are coming to your aid as we speak….you will be safe from all who wish to harm you…….. locked away in the tower no ill will ever befall you again hehe xxx
teehee Star doesn’t know that I am Rumpelstiltskin in disguise! I will unplait my golden locks and make an escape from this dark forbidding tower….there is a nice grassy mound below the tower which will cushion my small delicate feet as I land…….. Freedom!! lol
The grassy mound is small , tis not suited to cushion size 12 rubber flip flops……..also as you age the hair becomes brittle and thin…..I fear my wench you would do yourself a serious injustice should you seek to escape in this manner……..best go back to the drawing board..lol xx
oh that fooled her! My trusted friend Pops enlarged the mound recently whilst he was busy doing her garden….. my delicate size 12s landed softly in the soft earth, Pops left a pony there for me to make good my escape and is waiting for me in the forest 🙂 xxx
You are a cunning wench…..and now you are really beginning to pee me off……….but you see your eyes have been blinded by this man who is known as pops……..alas my silly wench, he and I share the same name….and this is for good reason……..we are soulmates….and the pony he left you is indeed an ass……….the ass is a stupid ass, and will only go around in circles…….so my wench your escape will be short lived. lol
pad l,m with you who is this fella lol lol ps just as well l never say ….. trust me lol
lani pondering upon who this gentle John could be , getting her binoculars out to spy on star and gentleman john. hang on a minute didnt have binoculars in those olden days he he .
Tis not the done thing lani to spy into a ladies bedchamber……….and even if you had , I fear that it would have been a rear view of squire John that you would have en-.spied……….leaving you none the wiser…….unless of course you have intimate knowledge of squire John yourself…….if this be the case lina, you would do well to flee my castle at haste……..before you meet the same fate as the wench Roseanne..hehe..xx
I am very slightly picking up that people are beginning to slightly distrust me………no, this surely must be my overactive imagination..lol
a wwe star ur still a star to me i thought ii was only guy then john appaars me m8 john lololol
Of course it’s your imagination Star – how could one not trust you??? You of the bright eyes and buxom build!!! Roseanne – shame on you!! How could you feel the need to leave the service of such a “treasure”???? Surely you can see the advantage of staying around – good food, a roof over your head and a chance to play around with all those nice men in white coats!!! lol….not to mention any leftovers from Madam!!! When things are inevitable – lay back and enjoy it!!! lol
Trust me !! Lina, Roseaane did more than just lay back and enjoy, she was a willing participant, who on more than one occasion instigated these unions, imagine my horror when It came upon my ears that she was trying to bed the squire John………this indeed was a step too far although I knew squire John would never be lured away from his buxom wench ermmmm………..Roseanne needed to be thrown in the tower for her own safety………I would have bloody slain her, had she dared soil the squire John. Tee Hee
Yawns……… what strange dreams I had… something about hair, squires, pony, mounds and a real madam! But here I am safe and sound in the servants quarters of Milady Lasciviousness House. ………………
You are just emerging from Starlettes.univerese, Roseanne……. do not be alarmed……..Starlette lives in a dream world……..you are welcome to enter it at anytime, as you surely will in the land of blogs haha xxx
Wow Star I’m with you – perhaps my vasopressin and oxytocin can get out of the sleep mode and get a kick along Woo Hoo!!!!!!!
Trust me !! foreveryoung,,stick with me and the vasopressin and oxytocin will soon kick in………then you will be able to live up to your name sake..lol xx
Woo Hoo Star 🙂 xox
lol, xxx
I so want all of you that made comments in here to do a soap opera in Smiles Group! Mine pale in comparison to the passion, heat, intensity and fiber (I used this word because I can’t spell refuge for sure), and I liked the cleaning effect you had in this blog. lol
Thankyou very much Linda from myself and the cast………..but do you know what…………were just a bunch of attention grabbing extroverts, who have a penchant for telling porkies………will take a look at your group….lol xxx
My Lady what can I say! I am flabbergasted upon my return from foreign lands to find these nefarious rumours abroad concerning my squire John and impugning your good character and virtue! Rest assured I shall be putting the record straight when my account is posted in Rumours Squashed over the coming days. I detect the hand of your lascivious wench Esmeralda in these matters and tis as I feared in my correspondence to you before I set off to foreign lands. Rest assured my Lady that your reputation will be vindicated by the time I have finished with the wench Esmeralda and my knavish squire John.
Your penitent knight Sir Alan who has been untimely delayed by challenges in foreign parts and Welsh dragons!
My Lady Jessica the truth is out there and has been revealed on my posting the Squashing of Rumours. I trust that this helps to restore your good name and that all those who have taken delight in casting aspersions about you will take time to read and discover who the true culprits in this sorry tale are!
Your defending knight Sir Alan
I thank you Sir Alan, my distress has been great whilst you have been away in foreign parts, my mind has been in turmoil, tis indeed the work of Esmeralda, she of the evil mind and hand, her assault upon your person by her tampering of your trusty weapon was too much for my innocent brain to deal with, brought on an attack of the vapours it did, it pains me to know you have still not been successful in the slaying of the Welsh dragon that resides within your castle walls, this must be done at haste, the dragon hinders the amount of time Sir Alan that you and I can spend together……..must be undertaken without a moments delay, after she has prepared your evening meal of course. Your all too willing Lady Jessica.
We ar enot amused that Sir Alan was waylaid by the sweet Roseanne, and that Sir Alan was concerened about an atipodean attack upon his person, Our good lady Alexia has merely escaped to The Fair olde Englande to a more beautiful Country from where she was held prisoner by a wicked Aunt and Uncle in the Antipodes for many years , she is now a fair maiden of 16 yrs and is looking to find a knight , she is really A princess in diguise being captured in her own Coun try and smuggled to the Antipodes by her wicked Aunt and Uncle so that their DAUGHTER who is very plain of face could marry that countries prince,when she was a mere child , The fair lady Alexia or to use her correct title the princess of watch ma call it, is not set upon Sir Alan but was merely after his protection to safely take her to Lady Jessicas Castle for her protection, .Lady Alexia is now trundelling on in her Cobb and co coach with her 4 equines and her coachman and lady in waiting, through the dangers of Essex county hoping to make it to Sir Incests castle in her virgin state without a kindly knight to assist her.Woe is poor Lady Alexia , for who can save her now ?