Category: Jokes & Humour

A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,”…

Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words.. wife: How?? Driver: Like, we park our car in…

A bloke escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and…

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When…

Bruce was dying. Sheila sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to, ”…

A Koala bear is sittin’ up in a tree, smokin’ a joint; Along comes his little lizard friend who asked Koala what he’s doing. “Smokin’…

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely…