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A blonde heard that baths in milk would
make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt
there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he
knocked on the door to clarify the point.
...The blonde came to the door and the
milkman said, "I found your note asking
me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you
mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk
and take a milk bath so I can look young
and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits.
I can splash it on my eyes."

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  1. trinichick

    I am so sorry I marked this joke as inappropriate it was a genuine mistake on my part I was so busy reading I wanted to click on the next joke and I clicked the wrong thing. Sorry again guys.

  2. grandmaj

    Because you are asking the questions in blogs from 2011, message one of the admins if you need answers, or where it says “contact us” Hope this helps