Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 FUNNY SAYINGS AND QUOTES

Short Funny Sayings UFO’s are real. It’s the Air Force that doesn’t exist! A synonym is a word you use if you can’t spell the other one. Marriage is Grand… Divorce is 20 Grand… A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. Be creative, invent a perversion. MONEY TALKS… but all mine ever […]

 Limerick Time IV

A husband went out to his shed to get some relief for his head His wife was upset and issued a threat “Get out of here now or you’re dead!” There’s always one nutter on buses who sits down by you and discusses he’s Adam – you’re Eve and when you want to leave he […]

 Limmerick

There was an old lady from Natches, Whose garments were always in patches. When comment arose About the state of her clothes, She said “When Ah itches, Ah scratches.”

 The Job Interview with a blonde!!!!

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview . The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying “Ehh… 23!”. The interviewer tries another straight forward one to break the […]

 Jesus Christ …..(a ‘little johnny joke!!)

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, […]

 sisters of mercy!!!!!

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which […]

 johns graduation!!!

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To break the ice, and to get the therapy started, John decides to ask […]