Jesus Christ …..(a ‘little johnny joke!!)
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.”
Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!”
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, “Well…every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can always please me with a little johnny joke pols and this one pleased me!!!
thanks Ma’am , more please
What can you say everyone loves Little Johnny, he is a riot!!
He is one funny kid that Johnny lol
Thanks for comments and yes I know I can please you with those ones JCB and also ustom, glad you like em too!! Eddy anything for you hun haha!!! gran I think every class at school at a ‘little johnny’ type in it!!!:D:D