Proud to Be British
You surely must smile at this one friends!!!
The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
“Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!
I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has
burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of
condoms will be used up by the end of the week.”
Obama: “Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all
those unwanted babies. We’ll be ruined. We’ll have to ship some in
from Mexico .”
Telephone voice says, “Bad idea… The Mexicans will have a field day
with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock. What about the UK ?”
Obama: “Okay, I’ll call Cameron and tell him we need five million
condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they’ll
continue to respect us as Americans.”
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the
first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of
condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested…
All coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one:
MADE IN ENGLAND – SIZE: SMALL
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Hahaha Annie. This one is about to do a spot of travelling and I bet Im not the only one who pinches it…
lolololol!!!!! very funny liked that one!!! 😆 😀
Poor Mr. President another dissapointment hehe
LOL!!!!! really a good one , Friendly.
very good one ……susan
good one this made me laugh!! 😉 😀
LOL
Who are you to decide the integrity of the President of the United States of America? You laugh at us? You laugh at him? Why? Give me a solid reason for your scorn!!! He is a professor of Constitutional law. We bow not to the queen. We commiserate with your PM and Parliament. As a citizen of the USA I am compelled to act on the orders of my Commander in Chief whether I agree with him or not. I do not laugh at your institutions. Let alone the Queen. I afford her respect to her station. In the future any negative responses to my President will indeed collect my raft. In other words, back off, ese’
Knew it wouldn’t be very long before you “leafofgold”, grannyonthemet or whatever other name you now use, get the wrong end of the stick.What exactly is wrong with you???Everytime you come on this site,under one name or another, you upset people.Why can’t you just laugh.? Actually do you come on this site just to cause mischief as before? You can see by it’s very nature it was not to be taken seriously but you kick off every single time whatever pseudonym you use. We are not here to do do battle. For goodness sake try to lighten up a bit. Keep the big political debates to the relevant groups even, but don’t start laying into (again)people having a friendly joke. We don’t have to stand for it from you again.Better still try seeing the lighter side of things. You may find you enjoy it.
Good one annie, gave me a laugh xxxx
How I agree with you illgner. Just takes one to unsettle a wonderful site, I forgave leafofgold “grannie on the net” etc for his/her attack on my friends and me. Don’t want to know any more so now expect more attacks on my reputation, didn’t work first time and won’t work again.
There are political groups on this site Skip, but God help anyone who posts something she doesn’t agree with. I really hoped this thing would have stopped by now.It is beyond me why anybody would spend good money each month and not want to join in the fun and friendship on this site,Politics are all very well in the relevant group but this was a joke for goodness sake and all it takes is a rant by someone and the whole mood is dampened.
Ha ha that was funny Annie.
..skip I don’t think you have to worry about any reputation, those who have come to know you……. know your on of the…lovliest people on here……..always there always caring and always friendly…xx proud to call you my friend hunni and I loves ya!!!
illigner like you I dont understand….never have and never will!!!!!.
~ and Annie don’t forget our coffee date!!!!!……xx
Well I just got particularly irked at the last few lines of Leafs post. I think at least we can try and draw a line under all of this…..x
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Very good illgner .
i don,t know how any one could take offence at this joke i think even president Obama would laugh at it so just ignore the rant of one person and keep them coming
Well I have been a member for 24 hours now and when i read the replies on here i was quite confused. I read the post, thought it was funny and then i was trying to work out where leaf was going. thought he/she was joking!
Ha ha ha Annie…………….love it!