Paddy’s fingers!!!!!!!!!!! could be offencive to some!!!
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
Cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork ‘s hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said, ‘Lets be avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do’.
Paddy said,
‘Oi haven’t got da fingers.’
‘Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin’ Jesus, it’s 2010!
We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?!?’
And Paddy said,
‘ How da fock was I ‘spose to pick dem up !!! :D:D:lol:
hahaha…poor old Paddy…he was right!
got to send this one on to my Irish friend…wonder if he’ll still be my friend afterwards lol x
The doctor must have gotten the point very sweetly
I have always maintained book sense cannot beat common sense
good one pollie
Good one pollie – loved the Irish “accent”.
Thanks ma’am , more please
Very funny I liked it!!
this had me laughing !! pols i think this is the funniest you have posted!! 😉 😀
thanks for comments nmod, friendly, Mike, ms scooter, foreveryoung, eddy, ustom and finally jcb!!! so very pleased you all enjoyed reading, it makes the effort worthwhile. thanks again 😉
good one lol
thanks grandma for reading 😀
didnt know you were so good at irish accents pols? still dont hee hee!! very funny this one!!!
no i cant jcb and thanks for comment!!
very funny!!!!
loved it pollie the accent was brilliant and very funny poor paddy
loved it pollie keep em coming I love Irish jokes and Scotish and Welsh and English if there are any…just love to laugh not enough of em these days…lol thanx again pollie