Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 Different types of humour………whats your favourite….

Myself and my good friend and sparring partner ozzybloke were chatting today ……….the subject of humour cropped up……….now I know there are different types of humour……sit-coms, jokes, even black humour ozzy…lol……….and certain types appeal to different people……..was just wondering what gives you a good laugh……I love to see Peter Kay, his is observational, things that […]

 Naughty one for you. Joke. :D

A sexually active middle aged woman informed a plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because over the years they have become loose and flabby. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery remain secret, and of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found three roses carefully placed […]

 A blonde in church / Joke.

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to […]

 Welcome to America/ Joke

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!” The passerby says, “You […]

 Tommy Cooper jokes.

1. Two blondes walk into a building — you’d think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message: ‘If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key.’ 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re […]

 Business Trip or Pleasure?

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat… As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted […]

 Funnies

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Toronto Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So you all want to be cops, huh?” The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back […]

 Senior road trip! / joke.

While on a road trip, an elderly couple , stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By […]

 Which of the Following Species of Birds

A contestant Sally, on ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?’ had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was, ‘Which of […]

 Daftland/ Joke.

Daftland We live in a country called Daftland The England we knew is no more Where sensible people do ludicrous things Or risk breaking some Daftland law. In Daftland we’ve police dogs with muzzles Less the villain has cause to complain And to steal from a shop and say ‘sorry’ Means you’re free with no […]