Welcome to America/ Joke

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United
States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East .. I am
not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Canada."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

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  1. shadow Post author

    Thank you all for your replie’s. I am still having a lot of trouble posting in the blogs, so i have added you all in one post. sorry! 🙁 🙂

  2. Linda

    Many countries have the same problem. It is a matter of some people working so others can live off their efforts. I would imagine that that is true of many nations. We have allowed people to become lazy and live off the government. In USA we promote and make people codependent. If someone is disabled, if they are single parents then I can understand some assistance. Someone can make more money on government benefits, so why work?