THE GREEDY MOUSE.
A greedy mouse saw a basket full of corn. He wanted to eat all of the corn so he made a small hole in the…
COULD BE WORSE
I first met O’Reilly when I was in St Peter’s Hospital, Chertsey, England. He was in the same ward as me and was lying, quite…
THE HOTEL CLERK
One stormy night many years ago, an elderly man and his wife entered the lobby of a small hotel in Philadelphia, USA. Trying to get…
DIAGNOSIS EXPLAINED
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you…
THE OLD FISHERMAN.
Our house was directly across the street from the entrance of a popular hospital in the city. We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms…
THE GAME WARDEN.
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked…
THE BEGGAR AND THE LADY.
As a woman walked down the streets one day, she spotted a beggar. The man looked pretty old, unshaven and ill-dressed. Every passerby looked at…
Joke.
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line.. When the trooper asked the…
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENESS
Stage 1 – Smart: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge…
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HEART.
A young man was proud of his healthy and beautiful heart. One day, standing in the middle of the town, he proclaimed that he had…