Proud to Be British
You surely must smile at this one friends!!! The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by…
Last 10 Cents
.I said i wouln’t post joke’s again, but when a good one drops on your computer’s lap… well, i can’t refuse it!! Last 10 cents.…
Huguette Clark,
want to be alone! You don’t have to be weird to be a loner… Psychologists say enjoying your own company is the first step to…
July 4th
I shall try to be brief here, as not many words are allowed, but all of those words will be in praise of the U.S.A,…
Arizona Department Safety Officer
This was sent by email…. Frightening really….Cos its true…. An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.…
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe’ and placed his order. He said ‘I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a…
To Whom Does The Land of Israel Belong?
An Israeli Sense of Humor at UN set the record straight. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly…
Hit the floor running
Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakes. It knows that it must run faster than the fastest cheetah, or it will be killed… Every morning…
Do what you must
“If you do the things you have to do, when you have to do them…the day will come when you can do what you want…