A trucker came into a truck stop cafe' and placed his order.
He said 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress,not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook," this guy out there just ordered three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards....What does he think this place is an auto parts store?"
"No," said the cook,"Three flat tyres mean three pancakes: a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and a pair of running boards... are two slices of crisp bacon!"
"Oh...OK!" said the blonde.She thought about it for a moment and then she spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked,"What are the beans for,Blondie?"
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"She replied,"I thought while you were waiting for the flat tyres, headlights,and running boards, you might as well Gas Up!"Recommend0 recommendations