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 LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW JUST HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?’ the mouse wondered – – – he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the […]

 This cyber love

Is this real or in my dreams My worlds unraveling at the seams You have my heart now take my soul This cyber love is what makes me whole I can’t believe what’s happening to me Your face so perfect that I’ve never seen Your lips so soft I may never touch I only feel […]

 Testicle Therapy‏!!!!!!!!!!!

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman […]

 poetry

Blooming Moonlight and roses, candles and wine Eyelids that closes, kisses so fine Words gently spoken, soft delicate ears A trinket a token, glassy eyed tears Always in mind, forgotten now never Memories to find, forever and ever A moment an hour, a table a room A growing flower, love starting to bloom

 Quotes By famous People. First..Audrey Hepburn.

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm … As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.” “I believe in colors. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner.I believe in being […]

 BACHELORS COOKING

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – Take a clean dish.”

 A REAL MAN

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He […]

 BIG TROUBLE

There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits’ end trying to control them. Hearing about a pastor nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to her […]

 WORLD CUP

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch. However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs. Tearfully she yelled […]

 DROVERS

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, “What are you up to, Mate?” Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie.” “Oh yeah … and what route are you takin’?” “Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin’ the drought.”