Senior Chatters Members Blogs

 A SENIOR’S WORTH

What are seniors citizens worth? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet. As for myself, I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. […]

 SEX AND THE OVER 90’S

(I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE) Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning”. […]

 NEW BABY

For weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his house. One day, his mother let him feel the baby move in her tummy. He then stopped telling the teacher about the baby. The teacher finally asked, “What happened to the baby you were expecting at your house?” The […]

 TEN COMMANDMENTS

A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family of seven) […]

 DOG COLLAR – true story from newspaper

“A friend has a shaggy dog and couldn’t seem to get the electronic dog collar to work. He put the collar on himself and told his wife to push the button when he got about 1/4 mile away. He would let her know he was ready when he blew the car horn. Upon hearing the […]

 LOVE EVERLASTING

Things in life happen When you are not even looking Love seems to come When we don’t even care When life seems so helpless And filled with despair You wake up each morning Dazed and confused Just thinking about the past Lonely and used But in pain and sorrow Is when god seems to listen […]

 A lovely Australian Poem!!!!

This has something for everyone – if you know the bush, it will appeal To you, if you work in the oil industry, there is something in it for you too, if you have a sense of humour – well, it might test it a little. If you are not an Australian, then you may […]

 SHORT JOKES

Drunk funny driver asked his wife: Dear, in life sometimes there are opposite meaning of words.. wife: How?? Driver: Like, we park our car in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? ___________ Couples short conversations:- Male: I could go to the end of the world for you. Female: Yes, but would you […]

 Man’s love for his wife

A bloke escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money, beer and guns and finds a young Australian couple in bed. He orders the bloke out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on […]

 GOD CREATED

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day. On the Second Day God created water – for […]