Dementia Test!!!

pollie October 26, 2011
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Our Yearly Dementia Test– only 4 questions!!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said ‘green bricks,’ why are you still reading these??? If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , 3people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven ..

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don’t you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! 🙂 🙂

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  1. Unknown Member October 26, 2011

    I got most of the questions except that I can’t remember driving a bus in London. If so, I hope that I was on the right side of the road, well on left side which would be the right side…or wait… is this a tricked question? Are you pulling my leg? The left one or the right one? Wait a minute! There’s no cows in London! Right? Were you on the bus also? You must have been, you’re telling me that I drove the bus …I just can’t remember now. I think I missed the bus.
    Anyway, may I have your ticket please? Have a nice day.

  2. shadow October 26, 2011

    Gee Pols…all this has made me tired now i am going back to bed and forget i ever read it!!! lol. just kidding.. I got most right..except the toaster!!!.and that was an easy one!. yep..best i do something else!!!! now where is my teapot!!! lol. xx

  7. macathy October 27, 2011

    whw i got em right ,but i forgot i was driving that bus, but I wasn’t anyway it was david ,so I wasn’t wrong so thats means I was right ,hell where is the bus anyway ,oh no its no good to me I am here its over there somewhere .Now where was I going????????

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