Author Archives: pollie

 what are friends?….

There is a difference between being an acquaintance and being a friend. An acquaintance is someone whose name you know, who you see every now and then, who you probably have something in common with and who you feel comfortable around. It’s a person that you can invite to your home and share things with. […]

 The value of time….

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course! Each of us has such a bank. Its […]

 and i thought i was confused !!!!!

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply. “Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then […]

 I Stood By Your Bed Last Night

I wanted to post this in tribute to my gorgeous boy Dice whom i lost a year ago. i still miss him so very much and he will be in my heart forever…… I stood by your bed last night, I came to have a peep. I could see that you were crying, You found […]

 Happy 4th of July!

America, land of the free Home of the brave Set off the fire works Let your banners wave From sea to shining sea All across the land Let people of all races Come to together hand in hand United we stand Divided we fall Let’s put aside our differences Once and for all Thanking God […]

 Real Notes Sent to Milkmen!!!!!!!!!!!

These were actual notes for the milkman left in milk bottles…… Dear milkman I’ve just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk. Cancel one pint after the day after today. Please don’t leave any more milk. All they do is drink it. Milkman, please close the gate […]

 MAY GOD BLESS THIS AIRLINE CAPTAIN

i had this sent to me by one of my friends and thought it was nice to share with you all. some will have seen it before…….. He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, “We have an H.R. on this flight.” (H.R. stands for human remains) “Are they military?” I asked. […]