thanks to faye for this one…… “On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, we were about 5 hours out of Frankfurt, flying over the North Atlantic. All of a sudden the curtains parted and I was told to go to the cockpit, immediately, to see the captain. As soon as I got there I noticed […]
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what are friends?….
There is a difference between being an acquaintance and being a friend. An acquaintance is someone whose name you know, who you see every now and then, who you probably have something in common with and who you feel comfortable around. It’s a person that you can invite to your home and share things with. […]
50 Shades of Geordie (revised 50 shades of grey!!!!)
if you don’t know what the ‘geordi’ accent sounds like this probably won’t make much sense to you!!!! I knew as soon as I walked through the door from dropping the bairn off at school that I was gonna get some. I peeped through the fist hole in the living room door and saw the […]
The value of time….
Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course! Each of us has such a bank. Its […]
and i thought i was confused !!!!!
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply. “Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then […]
I Stood By Your Bed Last Night
I wanted to post this in tribute to my gorgeous boy Dice whom i lost a year ago. i still miss him so very much and he will be in my heart forever…… I stood by your bed last night, I came to have a peep. I could see that you were crying, You found […]
My thought for a Sunday……
When evil people plot, good people must plan. When evil people shout/write ugly words of hatred, good people must commit themselves to the glories of love. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Happy 4th of July!
America, land of the free Home of the brave Set off the fire works Let your banners wave From sea to shining sea All across the land Let people of all races Come to together hand in hand United we stand Divided we fall Let’s put aside our differences Once and for all Thanking God […]
Real Notes Sent to Milkmen!!!!!!!!!!!
These were actual notes for the milkman left in milk bottles…… Dear milkman I’ve just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk. Cancel one pint after the day after today. Please don’t leave any more milk. All they do is drink it. Milkman, please close the gate […]
MAY GOD BLESS THIS AIRLINE CAPTAIN
i had this sent to me by one of my friends and thought it was nice to share with you all. some will have seen it before…….. He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, “We have an H.R. on this flight.” (H.R. stands for human remains) “Are they military?” I asked. […]
