Looking Forward
Sheila is sitting in front of her full length mirror, taking a long hard look at herself. ”You know Steve”, she remarks, ” I stare…
Author: morvenna
Glad Tidings
A sixty year old woman was walking along when she heard a voice from above.”You will live to be a hundred years old”. She looked…
Another year gone
Another years has whizzed by….Christmas again already….and I have has sooo much fun here this year…well I did last year too…..have a safe Christmas everyone……soo…
Morvys Love Gift
One day, I walked into a chat room… Wondering….. Oh….what will I find? Will anybody speak to me….. And…will I find them… Kind? In trepidiation..I…
Pasta Joke
A doctor had a fling with his nurse. A few months later she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he…
Walking Missy
A girl wants to walk her pet dog.She asks her mum., ”Mum, can I walk Missy?” The mum replies, ”Um Missy’s on heat”. The girl…
Diary Notes
Womans Diary………. Wednesday 26th November. Saw him in thr evening and he was acting really strangely. I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls…
Time
What is time….a minute…..hour…… Rushing by,,,,,,,,like a mighty river To the sea… Carrying you and me…. We can’t catch it….hold it…grasp it.. Running through our…
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, at the same hotel, in the same room as they spent their wedding night.…
Mole Smells
There was a momma mole, a papa mole and a baby mole. The papa molke reached his head out of the hole and said ”…