Pasta Joke
A doctor had a fling with his nurse. A few months later she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse some money and told her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ”How will I let you know the baby is born?”, she asked. ” Just send me a postcard and write ‘spaghetti’ on the back….I’ll take care of expenses”.Not knowing what else to do the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months later the doctors wife phoned her husband and explained ..”Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the post today from Europe and I don’t understand what it means”. ”I’ll look at it when I get home” the doctor replied , nervously.
Later that evening the doctor came home. read the postcard. and fell on the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to A & E. The lead medic stayed to comfort the doctors wife, he asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ”Spaghetti,spaghetti.spaghetti,spaghetti, two with sausage and meatballs, and two without”.
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Much Love M xxxxxxxx
ha ha Morvenna I have heard this before but it is so funny thank you x
So funny he he he thanks for the laugh Morvenna
hi Morv, yes I’ve heard it before too, but it is sooooooo funny, thank you for posting…..love Annie x
a good laugh is for the health morv thankls love xxxx
hahahahha morv xxx
i like spaghetti with meatballs morvenna hee hee!