Looking Forward

Sheila is sitting in front of her full length mirror, taking a long hard look at herself.

”You know Steve”, she remarks, ” I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all creased and tired, my skin is wrinkled, and my eyes have more bags than Paris Hilton on a tranatlantic flight. My arms and legs are as flabby as jelly and my bottom looks like several deflated balloons. Observe my boobs, they droop so much that they hang to my waist. My body has just gone pot.

She turns to face her husband and says. ”Dear, please just tell me one thing good about my body so that I can feel a bit better about myself.’

Steve studies Sheila critically for a moment and then says in a gentle voice, ”Well there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight”.

Eeeer trust a bloke eh?
hahahahahahh Much Love xxxxxxxx M