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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to Englishβ¦β¦β¦.
Seen in a hotel in China
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.
The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.
The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! . You wi ll not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.”
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This one is hysterical no matter how many times you read it through. Thanks for posting, Shads, good to see you back posting again…((((((hugs)))))))) Lina xxx
Good to be back Lina π It’s a good post i agree with you and worth sharing. π
(((( hugs))) xxx π
when working as an engineer I got letters from japanese similar lol
lol brian. Bet they kept you busy!!!! π
Very funny ,I have enjoyed reading it Thank you
That’s what i like to hear. Thanks janey. π
very funny shads and made me laugh. good start to my day
Thats great to hear jcb did you put your whip down long enough to type? Good gracious me! π π x
Grrrrr! Those 4 post took 25 minutes to send off. yep, im on Google crome, even tried IE π π Oh and i did press F5…made no diffence lol. π