WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,’You don’t know Jack Schitt’!
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, who married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.They had one son Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.Two of the other six children,Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperabls throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceromony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt- Happens nuptuals.The Schitt- Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says,’ You don’t know Jack Schitt’, you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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  1. Love it, love it….. and i thought my family tree was interesting…it’s dry schitt in comparison… by the way, HOW did you manage to type schitt so many times and not slip??? Lina xxxx