Tips on Senility from my mother-humor

Now that I am older, here's what I've discovered

1) I started out with nothing and still have most of it

2) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart

3) Funny, I don't remember being absent mimded

4) All reports are in, life is now officially unfair

5) some days you'er the dog, some days you're the hydrant

6) I wished the buck stopped here; I should could use a few

7) Its not hard to meet expenses..they are everywhere

8) the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth

9) UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I MAILED THIS OR NOT AND DOUBT IF YOU CAN EITHER

Tips on Senility from my mother-humor was last modified: June 26th, 2011 by zero
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One thought on “Tips on Senility from my mother-humor

  1. macathy

    Good solo you are finding your way around well,yes it is true life is like that get it right then something else goes wrong,but I think that it is the way we hand the situation that is the important thing.have a good day.

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