THE HAZARDS OF GOLF
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.”
“Well now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my backyard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it’? So, now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thingy through my fence I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘Okay buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes.”
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK, good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”
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Ouch – the mind boggles…lol – don’t trust little old ladies with hedge clippers…… xxxxx
Dont mess with us senors .will win every time lol
i think she lurks around our golf course macathy. i have to be very careful! hee hee!
Just goes to show you ,watch were you pee.
LOL. x
Gave me a giggle to merver,lol
LOL. I love it. So funny.
Thats what happened to the $20 bill Mr Scooter had when he went to play golf last week….
Yes you see always an explaination,and not always the obvious lol
lol mac heard it before but still so funny!!!! loved it 🙂 😀 😀
yes pollie me to lol
LOL!!!
was her name bobbett per chance? LOL xxxx
maybe bobbett the…. opps best not,lol