Talking Dog

There’s been too much heavyweight stuff in blogland lately. Good for Malfoy and his airplane pilots and mechs. Here’s another bit of humor to take your minds off loves, loves lost, jilted, heart broken, abused, two-timed, cheated, tossed out, divorced, clubbed, ungrateful, cutoff or whatever.

Guy walks into a very rough bar with his dog.

The bartender loudly tells him, “Hey buddy!! I don’t allow no dogs in here!”

The guy says, “But this is a talking dog. Rover, whats on top of this building?”

The dog says, “Roof! Roof!”

The guy then asks, “Rover, who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”

The dog says, “Ruth! Ruth!”

The bartender angrily yells, “Get out of here! Take that phony mutt with you!” He tosses them both out.

As the guy gets to his feet and brushes himself off, the dog looks up at him and says, “Was it DiMaggio?”