Isn’t this so romantic…..a sign of the times!
Wife, being a romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
“If you are laughing, send me your smile.
“If you are eating, send me a bite.
“If you are drinking, send me a sip.
“If you are crying, send me your tears.
“I love you!”
The husband, replied,
“Am on toilet ……Please advise.”
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hahahhahahha mac xxx
I really had better NOT comment on this Mac – I’m sure we’d get into trouble XXX
haahahhahahahah,mac,xx
Pass on that one lol! xxx
lololo mac
Romance down the pan…….xxx
Very funny x
he he he mac
Yes, sounds about right. :/ lol