MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND
“Hello, is this the Police Office?”
“Yes. What can I do for you?”
“I’m calling to report ’bout my neighbor Jack Murphy…He’s hidin’
…marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there..”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and left..
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack’s house.
“Hey, Jack! This here’s Floyd….Did the Police come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep!”
“Happy Birthday, buddy!”
Newfies know how to get’er done
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worst joke i ever read
Worst? yes, but funny bevertheless
I thought it was funny Polly 🙂
Polly, not the ending i expected………….but it made me laugh………..and what an ingenious guy Floyd was…… xx
🙂
Couldn’t help but laugh!
Newfoundland (inhabitants known as ‘Newfies’) is a little Ireland. Me thinks the the boats left Ireland for America, and the first island they came to was Newfoundland (eastern Canada). Thinking this was American, that’s where they stayed. Newfies have a great (Irish) sense of humour. 🙂 🙂 🙂
I liked it !
Its a joke. Thanks. Maybe a lame joke but we need more jokes.
maybe if someone told the police I got money buried in my garden they would come and turn my soil over