Making out your own obit. 

I decided to get cremated, so I’ve been checking sites. BTW, this topic would have freaked me out when I was in my 20s-30s. Now, that I’m 80, meh. On one site, something came up that I hadn’t thought about- my obituary. Apparently, you can write your own. This has possibilities. Who is going to question my winning the 1964 Olympic Decathalon? Or discovering the cure for polio? But nothing sells like being in the Mafia. Don Fuzzybuddy has a nice ring.

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  1. Omg too funny. I’m with you. I already paid for my cremation. I told my funeral director fry my ass put me in a ziplock bag and give me to my kids. And I told my kids you better not set my ass on a dusty shelf I want to be scattered through the woods so I can float free then party and remember me fondly like that. I don’t want my kids to bury me and feel guilty because they didn’t come look at my grave often enough and no one is going to care about in 100 years.

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